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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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