- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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