- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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