- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

knock knock

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

minorities

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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