- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's 9+10? 19.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is the name of the car? What

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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