A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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