- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did? Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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