- Anti Joke

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

kennah campion when she talks

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."