How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Kys

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

boobs!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

gingers

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Sex

whats hairy and crys your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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