- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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