- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

The Colts this year.

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