What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Nickelback

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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