Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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