why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Justin Bieber

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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