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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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