Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Wolfjob.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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