If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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