- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

roses are red violets are indigo

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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