- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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