- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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