Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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