What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Good afternoon.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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