- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

I have an idea! You leave.

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