Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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