- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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