- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A train poops its pants.

women's rights.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

This is an anti-joke.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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