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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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