- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."