Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Chuck Norris is dead......

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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