roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

my mind's eye?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

who do we all like george goodburn

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Poop...

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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