- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

epic win?

Long joke Your such a downey

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

ME NAME IS JEFF

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