Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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