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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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