- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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