Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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