A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Anti Joke

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