What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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