A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

can you pass the soap?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Guess what What

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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