How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

what is 3+3= 8

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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