Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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