- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Want to hear a joke? No.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Bryson got a concussion...he died

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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