Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Ring Ring Hello? Click

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Sammi suck kyles chode

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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