yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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