Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Whats worse than a joke? This

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A midget walked under a bar.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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