- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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