- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Penis.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

I just drank a cola.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What comes after 69? 70

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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