- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Cancer.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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