99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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