A man penetrates another man.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

The FCC

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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