What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

The FCC

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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