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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Title IX

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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