- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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