What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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do you have a wife?

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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