- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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