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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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