What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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The Colts this year.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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