- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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