A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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