A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

I have an idea! You leave.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Once upon a time, The end.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Terry has ebola

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Anti Joke

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