- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

no really what are ur names?

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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