- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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