What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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