- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

I have read the terms and conditions

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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