How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Lets Go Lakers!

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I? Everett

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

a seal walks into a club.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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