- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What do you call an arab ?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A dyslexic blind man

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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