What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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a seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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I? Everett

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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