What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

a seal walks into a club.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

I? Everett

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...