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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

hard cheese

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did katy fall off her bike?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats white? A fridge

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.