knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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