Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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where's mom I killed her

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Mahmy

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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