- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

How's the weather? Good.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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