- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Chuck Norris is dead......

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A child walks into a classroom.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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