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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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