What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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no really what are ur names?

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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The truth is he loves her!!

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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