Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Jesus Christ

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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who else is on here?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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