- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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