- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call an arab ?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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