How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

I just threw up..In my pants.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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