Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Dumb

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Fat people

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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when debbie meets downer

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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