- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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