- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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