- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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