What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats white? A fridge

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knock knock? come in

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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