why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Anti Joke

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