What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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