- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Good job, son.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What if I told you.....potatoe

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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