Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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poopy is poopy

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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mark is religion

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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