Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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The WNBA

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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