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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

whats black and large -me

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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