A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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