black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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