Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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