- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

When life throws knives at you, run away.

osama bin laden is dead

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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