- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I'm Batman.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

And Stephen Hawking said.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

hola said the chinese man

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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