OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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My name is Jeff

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Anti Joke

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