- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A boy with red hair is happy.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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