What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

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