What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Democracy.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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