That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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http://www.com/

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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