- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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