- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

there was once a jew

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

whats 1 + 1? 2

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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