- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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