I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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