- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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