- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A person from Singapore eats

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

I have a really funny joke.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

a person who will soon die of beeties

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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