If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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