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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why can't february march Because april may

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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