- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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