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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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