- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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