- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's white and gluey Glue

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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