- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Jeff

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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