Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Massie is a fatass

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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2 black kids walk into school

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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