What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Abortion

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Oh, go away

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cory

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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