- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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