- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

mexicans fishing

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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