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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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