2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Justin Bieber.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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